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he is not going to look at it

Fat. Underpants. Walking away from a fire he did not start, at a steady 1.11 m/s, on a lens long enough to keep the fire in shot. You are not the star. You are the pyrotechnician.

The pyro board

Six real devices. Fire them behind his back. He is credited with all of it, because he is the one on the poster.

Keyboard 1 to 6. Nothing on this board can reach him, and nothing on it makes him turn around.

Acts of violence

The 1990 Guinness Book named Rambo III the most violent film ever made: 108 killed, 70 explosions, 221 acts of violence. That is the number.

0 of 221

Production notes

Everything below is real and checkable. The duck is not.

    A small grey creature sitting in striped shorts with both hands over its eyes.

    The one who reacted

    He is in the same shot. Same field, same fire, no lines. Both hands over his eyes for the whole take, which is the only honest response available to anybody standing in front of a burning house.

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